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Summer is coming to an end. Sad but true. Aside from the cooler weather, you can tell that that summer is ending by the fact that movie studios are dumping craptacular flicks for our viewing pleasure. We have two films that are not screened for critics this weekend. First is Halloween II, which is Rob Zombie’s follow-up to his somewhat successful Halloween remake. There’s also the fourth installment of the Final Destination franchise titled “The Final Destination” starring Bobby Campo and Shantel VanSanten (pictured). Whether this will actually be the final destination remains to be seen. I have a sneaking suspicion that it depends on how much money it makes. Oh did I mention it’s in 3D? Great… as if we needed more films that use 3D as a silly gimmick.

After the jump Mac vs. PC, Marvel vs. DC, Fanboys vs. The Weinsteins and Hitler vs. Avatar?

In celebration of the release of Halloween II this weekend, it’s the perfect time to remind ourselves how to survive a slasher flick… well Halloween to be exact. (Film School Rejects)

The FanExpo is going on in Toronto right now. Many people in cosplay are gathering at the Metro Convention Centre for a weekend full of nerdism. Wish I could be there. It’s still nothing compared to Comic-Con though. Anyway, speaking of cosplay, Kirsten Dunst decides to dress up for a McG music video. (Collider)

McG is also desperate to fix the the tarnished fourth film of the Terminator saga. Terminator Salvation director’s cut will feature more action and some boobs. (JoBlo)

Despite the Underworld 4 announcement, Kate Beckinsale has yet to sign onto the film. Darn. (Collider)

Adventureland is a great flick that most people missed out on. Despite having Twilight star Kristen Stewart in the film, it was largely ignored by the general public. You should really check it out. Here is a DVD review for the film. (Latino Review)

Is Pixar making a dinosaur movie? (Latino Review)

Everyone out there are excited for James Cameron’s upcoming sci-fi epic Avatar. Well… almost everyone. Seems like Hitler isn’t warming up to the film. (JoBlo)

Just because I can never get enough of Zombieland, check out the new international trailer. (Trailer Addict)

In other Zombieland related news, the release date in North America has been pushed up a week! Hurray! (Slashfilm)

Fanboys is a great nerdy comedy. Perhaps it could have been a better film if it weren’t for the Weinsteins tampering with it. (Slashfilm)

Ever wonder who are the most dangerous celebs on the internet? (Entertainment Weekly)

In some TV related news, Superman will be making an appearance on Chuck! (Ausiello)

I know Chuck is more of a spy comedy, but it could switch over to a serious tone. Imagine this… Chuck Bartowski… man of action! Can’t do it? Well, this fanmade trailer will do the trick for you! (Give Me My Remote)

Chuck is not the only show nabbing awesome guest stars, Dollhouse has also been a safe haven for actors that are well known in the sci-fi universe. Looks like Summer Glau will be appearing on the show this season. Hurray, the stars have aligned! (TV Squad)

Dollhouse season two features sex and murder. Hmmm… yes please! (E! Online)

Where are my fellow Gleeks? Get your Glee on because the show is premiering in 2 weeks! In the meantime, check out a few clips. (E! Online)

Heroes tops the list for the most pirated TV show of the year. So the show still has a decent following… it’s just that no one cares enough to watch the show as it airs. (BBC)

Jay Leno is desperate for viewers… so he’s going to load up the first week with lots of big names. Let’s take a look here… Kanye West, Tom Cruise, Miley Cyrus… umm… yeah I won’t be tuning in. (TV by the Numbers)

The Superbowl may be months away, but it is interesting to guess which CBS show will be airing after the big game. I would vote for How I Met Your Mother + Big Bang Theory combo! Though I’m sure it would make more sense for CBS to throw in The Mentalist since it could benefit from the additional exposure. (TV by the Numbers)

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Clik here to view.At the box office this weekend, the two slasher flicks duke it out. Want to guess who came out on top? (Nikki Finke)

Thanks to the rising Australian dollar, looks like the Green Lantern film is in jeopardy once again. (AICN)

We’ve all seen PC vs. Mac ads out there, but what about “I’m a Marvel… and I’m a DC”? This edition features the Green Lantern and Deadpool talking about Ryan Reynolds.

Since I did bring up the whole Mac vs. PC thing, how about checking out the new Mac ad. This time PC comes prepared with Patrick Warburton!!!

Finally, The Saturdays have released the music video for their new single Forever Is Over. It will be appearing on their upcoming sophomore album which is out this fall.

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In just 48 hours, The Lowdown is on air with our annual Halloween special. We’ve also made it our Beatles episode too. How do those two things go together to make a spooky episode? Well, Steve tried singing some Beatles classics while he reviews The Beatles: Rock Band video game. In the news, the talk quickly turns to zombies. The guys discuss if zombies actually exist, why they eat living things, and how to defend yourself from zombies. They also break down the UWO police brutality controversy including if it was justified and the reflection on the school. Entertainment has Jackie’s single, It Came From YouTube and The Worst of Music on radio together for the first time. Sports brings us the return of Oddsmakers. Will Jackie get off the schnide or will Steve continue his two year domination of that sports game? Find out on Tuesday as we celebrate our 40th episode. We did a better count this week and we’re positive that this is the 40th.

The show goes live at around 6:30 PM Eastern. If you’re in the London, ON, listening area, you can listen live on 94.9 FM. You can also listen online at CHRWradio.com/listen.

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Tonight’s episode of The Lowdown radio show is as close as we’ll get to a two-year anniversary of the show. Like that first episode, this was a Halloween show. It starts with Steve reviewing The Beatles: Rock Band. How does that fit into Halloween? Well, Steve’s singing sure is scary. In the news, the guys talk about how to prepare for a zombie invasion on October 31st. They also talk about the UWO police brutality video that was making the rounds on the internet and what it means for UWO. Entertainment has another Brit pop single from Jackie, Stephen Harper coming from YouTube and a Worst of Music that is close to home. This week’s sports is the return of Oddsmakers to The Lowdown. It’s an instant classic episode that is among the best of the show’s history.

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On Lowdown Extra, there’s more Beatles talk, including a longer intro. There are a couple spooky news stories that didn’t make the cut for the radio. There is also more talk about zombies and the UWO police brutality incident. You also get bonus Harper on It Came From YouTube. And there is an extra question in Oddsmakers. In total, there is almost 28 minutes more action in this week’s Lowdown Extra. That’s a whole radio show that was cut from the radio show that you can get exclusively here. As usual, all the action comes uncut and uncensored.

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No, I’m not asking why you’re still coming back for more Humanoids randominity. I’m asking why some of this week’s targets are in the news. Some folks just keep kicking around, almost taunting us that they’re in the news and we’re not. That they’re famous and we’re not. They could just ride off quietly into the sunset but they instead keep grabbing at that addicting spotlight. But I suppose that we all want to be in that spotlight at some point in our lives. If being famous, being the centre of attention, is one of our life goals, I guess that I can understand why people are so hesitant to willingly give it.

Good news: I un-fucked up the radio show. Long story short, nobody listened to the final radio cut before it aired and it got a little disjointed in the middle. It jumped from dingo crocodiles to crazy campus cops. It’s all better now. I dropped some of sports for the added UWO police brutality talk. This version is up for download and is one of my favourite ever.

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Clik here to view.The Canadian comedy legend has appeared in over 90 different TV series and movies in his career. However, in recent years, his career has slowed to a crawl. How bad has it gotten? His next appearance will be in the straight to DVD movie American Pie: The Book of Love. The first movie wasn’t bad though it was never going to challenge for an Academy Award. Now, the franchise is tired and worn out and I would imagine that Levi must be too. After all, how can you be enthusiastic about playing the same role in a cliche movie franchise for the last ten years? This guy was one of the stars of the legendary Canadian TV series SCTV. I loved watching that show on reruns when it was on the Comedy Network. Even some 20+ years after the original broadcasts, those shows were still funny. Eugene Levi was still funny. Now it’s not his jokes that are funny. I think it might be the direction his career has taken that is the real joke.

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Clik here to view.Keeping with that sort of movie theme from Levi, Michael Jackson is in a new documentary that’s hit theatres this week. This Is It chronicles the very elaborate rehearsals for the King of Pop’s impending tour of London. We all know how things end so I guess this movie won’t exactly have any spoilers. This movie was touted by folks in the know as being able to gross up to $250M worldwide. It’s midnight showings grossed only $2.2M or less than one percent of the total projections. Just like MJ’s finances were rumoured to be, this will likely pull up a bit short. Also worth mentioning is a conspiracy theory that my mom has. She hates conspiracy theories but came up with a good one here. Why were the rehearsals for this concert series recorded? Sure, they may have been thinking TV special or DVD extra but a full on cinema-ready documentary? Maybe there’s a reason for the reported Michael Jackson sightings since he died.

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Clik here to view.The 43rd President of the United States of America has taken up a new job since leaving public office. He’s now a hot shot on the motivational speaking circuit. Well, when I say he’s a hot shot, I might be giving the president who left office with the lowest approval rating in history a bit of credit. His first public speaking engagement was actually a success. He spoke to a sold out crowd of 11,000 in Dallas and the people loved their homegrown ex-leader of the free world. His upcoming second appearance is at San Antonio and tickets are going for the astonishing price of $5. Let’s contrast this with a Bill Clinton speech with average ticket prices in the $40 range. Not only was Slick Willy about 8 times more popular with the American people but his speaking engagements must be at least 8 times as popular as Dubya’s. But Bush 43 did say one smart thing recently. He said “It’s so simple in life to chase popularity, but popularity is fleeting.” How fleeting was it for Dubya? I’d say the height of his popularity lasted just over a year starting in September 2001. Makes you wonder how accurate all those conspiracies about 9/11 being a US government setup actually are…

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Clik here to view.If you ask football writers in Kansas City, LJ plays better when he’s pissed off and underestimated and under the radar. He’ll definitely be two of those three things thanks to his latest escapade. After another big KC Chiefs loss, he went on Twitter and lambasted his coach for being incompetent. The team suspended him for two weeks (one game and a bye week) which really isn’t all that surprising. After all, in a league where tweeting could get you a fine from the commissioner’s office, an anti-coach rant was going to be worth a suspension. But if you’re LJ, it was a smart move. This suspension has to light a fire under his ass. If he gets a good number of touches when he comes back, then I wouldn’t be surprised to see him challenge for 200 yards. Then again, seeing how good that Chiefs O-line is and how good the coaching is, he’ll be lucky to run for 50 yards.

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Clik here to view.I detest high schoolers and college/university students who come by your place to trick or treat at Halloween. Unlike the little kids, you can’t just hand them one tiny thing and watch them wander along there merry way. No, you have to give them a few of those tiny-assed chocolate bars or you’ll spend the next day pulling toilet paper off your house or washing eggs off if you’re lucky. Ever have the neighbour’s kids hide nails in the snow behind your car? I’d like to say that all those old kids that are looking for free candy can fuck off. They can buy their own ridiculously expensive mini chocolates. We get gouged by the chocolate companies because they know that we have to buy shitloads of candies otherwise we’ll come off as cheap misers. I’d like to say that that those kids can fuck off but if I do, then I’ll be cleaning my house for weeks.

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Clik here to view.If you’re trying to improve customer service, what’s the last thing you should do? Lose the luggage of the guy who created the YouTube sensation about United smashing his guitar. Canadian singer-songwriter David Carroll had a viral hit with his music video United Smashes Guitars. He was on a flight to Denver when United lost his luggage. It’s amazing that they could lose luggage on a direct flight when he didn’t change planes. Then again, I hopped off a plane and hopped right back on for the second leg of my flight. In that 20 minutes span, Air Canada managed to lose my luggage so anything’s possible. Unlike Mr. Carroll, I wasn’t heading to Denver as a speaker at a customer service convention. United really needs to do two things: 1) It needs to learn the definition of customer service, and 2) It needs to learn the definition of irony.

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Clik here to view.Canada’s national right-wing sympathising newspaper of record is on the verge of shutting down. Not that I particularly mind as a just-right-of-centre minded person. I often found the post a bit too conservative for my liking. And I don’t mind that this also means that the Post’s parent company Canwest is having money troubles because trying to get contact info from their website is impossible. (Actually, ignore that Canwest dig because I’d like to deal with them in the future on an unrelated project.) Technically, they aren’t owned by Canwest since the Post an income trust which leads us off track. What I’m trying to get at is that I’m amazed one of Canada’s two national newspapers is in financial trouble. When you think about it, the quality of the average local daily is below that of the average blog run by someone out of their parents’ basement. You’d think that people would flock to the national papers like the Post but they don’t. Maybe I’m just an outlier because I prefer the Globe & Mail to my hometown’s Sault Star. I may not like the Post but I feel disappointed that one of Canada’s increasingly lessening bastions of quality journalism is disappearing.

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Clik here to view.I saw an article a year or two ago about the evils of SI’s Hot Clicks section on its website. The long and short of it was that blogs were changing how they write and what they write to try and get linked by Jimmy Traina, the overlord of the sports blogosphere. We had a post linked by Traina back on MySpace in 2008. It was given a very generic intro and was given one line, almost buried, but we got in the neighbourhood of 8,000 hits from that link. I had submitted our swine flu post to HC just to see if it got linked. I thought it was one of our better posts. Jimmy didn’t think it was any better than his usual cavalcade of lists and women. Seeing as it’s Sports Illustrated, I can understand why he didn’t link to a non-sports article. That doesn’t mean I’m going to change the way I write or what I write for a substantial jump in readership. The height of generic writing is all that would get me linked by the Clicks. There’s an old saying “With great power comes great responsibility.” I don’t think that Jimmy wields his great power responsibly.

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Clik here to view.It’s time for a very spooky linkdump. Actually, my intro is as scary as it gets. Well, Olivia Munn is scary hot. That’s for sure.

With the Maple Leafs getting only 4 points out of a possible 22 from their first 11 games, it’s no wonder that Make Believes fans are bailing on their club. (LA Times)

Minor league hockey is getting into the Halloween spirit. An ECHL team is wearing special uniforms for Michael Jackson Appreciation Night. Yes, they’re wearing one white glove with the kit. (Icethetics)

I’d be willing to bet that there will be a lawsuit over ex-NBA ref Tim Donaghy’s new book. The NBA should be running scared of some of the accusations in there. (Deadspin)

After the jump, the future of email, geeky ways to celebrate Halloween, and the best costume you’ll see all day.

Also in refereeing news, remind me to never go to Rochester. (WHAM)

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are so bad… [HOW BAD ARE THEY?] They’re so bad that even a UFL team thinks they can beat the Bucs. (St. Pete Times)

The future of video games and live sports TV might be the same thing. Still, it seems pretty far fetched to think it might actually work. (BBC)

Speaking of future technologies, here’s a look behind the scenes of Google Wave and the brothers behind it. (CNN)

I’m against spam as much as the next guy but issuing a $700M+ fine over it borders on the clinically insane. (CBC)

I was about set to declare newspapers dead yesterday but it looks like that would be too soon a declaration. (Slate)

Today’s photo gallery is a look at five of the geekiest ways that people mark Halloween. (Daily Telegraph)

The second photo gallery is 20 of the best pumpkins carved to look like movie villains. (Screen Junkies)

We’ve also got a video gallery today. The Telegraph looks at 10 of the greatest baseball catches of all-time. There’s a cricket catch thrown in for good measure. (Daily Telegraph)

Something else scary: This week’s episode of the radio show. Beatles and zombies and coppers. Scary fun for the whole family. (Lowdown Radio)

I don’t think you’ll see a costume at your front door that’s as creative as this.

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Clik here to view.As the Not News seems to prove time and time again, Americans just aren’t that bright. Two men broke into an apartment but were arrested while getting away. Police didn’t have too much trouble matching the men to witness descriptions because their masks were just permanent marker scribbled on their face. The two men, naturally, were drinking before their break-in and, combined with their stupidity, they were easily caught by laughing police. The local police chief says this was easily the weirdest and worst attempt at disguise in his nearly 30 years on the force.

The mayor of the British village of Nuneaton refused to judge his town’s annual pumpkin carving contest because of his religious beliefs. The mayor reportedly said that Halloween “glorifies Satan’s angels and celebrates the dark side” when he turned down his invitation to judge the event. His wife was also invited to judge to contest but she said that “Halloween is all about promoting Satan.” What Nuneaton’s power couple forgets is that Halloween’s roots are originally a celebration on the eve of All Saints’ Day which is, more or less, a holy day. I’m guessing, though, that they’re the kinda folks that would jump off a bridge if the Pope told them too. Smart Christians, dumb people.

If you’re living in the mean streets of Langley, British Columbia, you might want to leave home wearing the proper protection. A woman is on the loose and is described by police as a serial groin-kicker. At least four men have filed police complaints over a woman that kicked them in the crotch without provocation. Her latest victim was kicked so hard that one of his testicles was launched into his abdomen and was actually ruptured by the kick. The case is so important that the RCMP is involved in the investigation. If you see a slimly-built white woman with brown hair in her late teens or early twenties that’s between 5’3″ and 5’5″ and about 130 pounds, run. Run like your life depends on it.

If you’re driving in Florida, you might want to keep your eyes open for great, big, yellow school buses. They tend to stop frequently as a man on a riding lawnmower found out last week. He ran into the back of the bus and tipped over. The kids on the bus found it hilarious but the man couldn’t see the humour in his wreck so he tried to force his way on. The man was arrested while trying to beat his way on to the bus. Naturally, the man was extremely drunk. To add insult to injury, not only is he getting charged for crashing into the bus, DUI, and damaging the bus while trying to break in, he also stole the lawnmower. That’s one hell of a bill for a pathetic joyride.

I think this is the world’s greatest example of robbing the cradle. A 112-year-old Somali man is getting married for the sixth time… to a 17-year-old girl. The couple live in the same village and the man has known his new bride as she grew up. He said that he waited her to grow up before proposing to her. He was also quoted as saying on his wedding day that “God helped me realise my dream.” Actually, this is likely the creepiest story that we’ve had on the Not News ever.

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Halloween is just two days away. There’s just one problem for me, though. I haven’t carved a pumpkin yet. Now everyone knows how to carve a standard Jack-o-Lantern but I really don’t want to do standard. That’s why I looked up some amazing looking Jack-o-Lantern for inspiration. Maybe you should take note when carving yours.

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Perhaps you weren’t looking for what to carve into your pumpkin but you’d rather a new way to carve it. Perhaps you should consider a .40 caliber Glock. But not if you’re sane.

If you’re looking for more jack-o-lanterns, check out some of our older galleries:
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Clik here to view.In the Halloween spirit, here’s Kim Kardashian in her Princess Jasmine costume.

Who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory? (Well, the Huffington Post unless it has to deal with autism and vaccinations.) Michael Rosenberg looks at some of the most famous conspiracy theories in sports. (Sports Illustrated)

On to a scary link. The most popular costumes for tonight’s big festivities (and parties over the last couple of days) are the cast members of Jersey Shore. (Wall Street Journal)

ESPN’s proper journalism show E:60 takes a look at a legal performance enhancer that is very common place: High-caffeine energy drink. (ESPN)

After the jump, Rent is Too Damn High: The Album, scary entertainment links, and a video.

More scariness and sports. Here’s the cost of beer at NHL games. Leafs fans will scream in terror when they see how much they’re being ripped off. (Puck Daddy)

Jimmy McMillan is running for governor of New York. You might recognize the name because he’s running as the Rent is Too Damn High Party candidate. And he has an album dropping on election day. (New York Times)

This week was PC Gaming Week on Kotaku. Naturally, they looked at the biggest computer game of all-time: Solitaire. (Kotaku)

If PC gaming isn’t your thing, how about you check out this retrospective of Darth Vader in video games? (IGN)

And here’s a look at the new NBA Jam from the perspective a sports fan rather than a video game critic. (Deadspin)

Since I’m taking over the Entertainment Link-Off for the next couple of weeks, here’s a taste of some of the stuff I’m hoping to bring to the table. Here’s an excerpt of an upcoming book about the Tonight Show wars between Leno and Conan. (Vanity Fair)

Here’s a scary link for nerds. Olivia Munn had a three-night stand with Justin Timberlake. Nobody’s reps are confirming anything but an insider says something terrifying. Very terrifying. I think… (US Magazine)

Guyism calls these seven tasteless Halloween costumes but I think that’s a bit of a misnomer. Something more along the lines of seven lame/boring/unoriginal Halloween costumes would be more accurate. (Guyism)

The Globe and Mail released their annual university rankings late last week. It’s very scary to post-secondary institutions. At least, that why I think they don’t support the rankings. (Globe & Mail)

And in more legitimate rankings news, here’s the 49 most influential men of 2010. (Ask Men)

A scary photo gallery to wrap up. Here’s a gallery of cars that resemble their owners. (Jalopnik)

LeBron James and Nike put out an amazing yet still completely jackass-ish ad about him going to Miami. Here’s Dan Patrick’s parody about him leaving ESPN and going out on his own.

And here’s Chris Bosh playing dress-up for Funny or Die as a meter maid turned detective.

And how about we close out with a Halloween pumpkin drop… On a car.

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Clik here to view.Between The Walking Dead season premiere and Halloween coming up, this week’s linkdump has all sorts of zombie stuff in it. Let’s kick this off with the very unzombie-like Kristen Stewart. But maybe that’s because she’s more into sparkly vampires instead of zombies. Of course, if the Twilight vampires and warewolves weren’t such wussy bitches, Kristen’s character would be a vampire or warewolf by now.

First, let’s give you the complete guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse. (New York Magazine)

Fortunately for the sane members of the public, the obsession with zombies has overshadowed the teenage obsession with sparkling vampires. But why exactly are people obsessed with zombies? (Grantland)

And the zombie apocalypse has hit home the most in Georgia where Atlanta has embraced its new role as the zombie capital of America. (New York Times)

After the jump, RIM tries to bounce back, Community wrinkles some brains and zombie Christopher Walken wants more cowbell.

A man who was wrongfully imprisoned for 26 years for murder won his first professional boxing fight after dominating his opponent. Then he promptly retired. (Deadspin)

Today in odd sports fandom, it’s NHL logos made out of food. (Puck Daddy)

To make up for the whole network crashing fiasco of last week, RIM is offering $100 of free apps to its users. (Gizmodo UK) Between this and the PSN crash, I’ve gotten a lot of free stuff lately.

But RIM is trying to move on from the crash with the announcement of the BBX operating system which is their new QNX-based operating system. (Gizmodo)

And speaking of apps, here are the 10 best cooking apps on Apple’s iOS hardware. (Bon Appetit)

You may not have known that last week’s Community episode wasn’t shown in order. Last week’s episode was supposed to be the third of the season but was shown fourth. Now the timeline with Jeff getting the pizza was treated as the real timeline but clues from the previous week’s episode indicates otherwise. Prepare for your brain to be wrinkled. (Warming Glow)

Speaking of brain wrinkling, somebody hacked the Sesame Street YouTube account and replaced the videos with porn. (CNN)

Remember that story last week about Kirsten Dunst not taking a movie role because her breasts were too big? Well, the director of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo said he didn’t give the lead role to Scarlett Johansson because her breasts were too big. (Film Drunk) Well, he’s right about one thing: Guys would all be waiting for the nude scene. However, I don’t follow his logic about ScarJo’s breasts being too big for the role. Maybe we’ll just have to agree to disagree.

Ubisoft is late to the music game genre with their game Rocksmith. It was designed to help you learn how to play a real guitar. But is it worth a buy? (Kotaku)

It’s time for lists/galleries. First up is the 60 coolest TV show title sequences of all-time. Naturally, it’s a let down at #1 but aren’t all lists that way. (Pajiba)

Since we mentioned Sesame Street’s porn-filled YouTube video above, here’s photos from the Occupy Sesame Street protest. (Uproxx)

And since we lead off with Halloween, here is a photo gallery of the best front yard Halloween displays. (Twisted Sifter)

Speaking of zombies and The Walking Dead, here’s the trailer for the upcoming TV show The Walken Dead. More cowbell!

And since I mentioned Community above, here’s a split-screen video of all seven timelines from last week’s Remedial Chaos Theory episode.

And speaking of scary stuff, here’s a spoof Pure Michigan ad for the Detroit Lions: The scariest team in the NFL.

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Halloween is just three days away. There’s just one problem for me, though. I haven’t carved a pumpkin yet. Now everyone knows how to carve a standard Jack-o-Lantern but I really don’t want to do standard. That’s why I looked up some amazing looking Jack-o-Lantern for inspiration. Maybe you should take note when carving yours.

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Clik here to view.It’s Sunday and we have a new look on the blog. It’s also the day before Halloween. So, naturally, we’ve got someone dressed up in a costume as we’re wont to do on the link-off before Halloween. Today, it’s Candice Swanepoel dressed as the devil. Cliché yet amazing.

Did you know there’s such a thing as professional mini-golf? There are professional tours, major championships and even The Masters. (The Daily)

Speaking of odd ways to make money, marketers are trying underhanded ways of paying bloggers for money. They’re paying bloggers to drop links subtly into their articles. (Gawker)

The NBA lockout isn’t quite as over as the media was hoping it would be at this point. However, that doesn’t mean that there aren’t basketball stories coming out. A new study has shown that there is such a thing as the hot hand in basketball. (Mind Hacks)

After the jump, Kim Kardashian’s marriage may be a complete sham, Sherlock Holmes is making a comeback and a Halloween light show.

I’m sure we’ve heard all about Kim Kardashian’s marital woes. Part of the reason for that is because the whole relationship is a sham. Producers for Kim’s reality show wanted to set her up with a New York athlete to get some buzz going for the show. The first choice rejected her and the rest is history. (The Big Lead)

Ever wonder how the NBA was sold on NBA Jam? Well, the pitch wasn’t quite the same as the finished product. (Kotaku)

Steven Spielberg also hated Indiana Jones 4. There’s nothing like a director throwing his friend/producer under the bus. (CNN)

One fictional character that is enjoying a resurgence is Sherlock Holmes. He’s in theatres at Christmas, back on BBC TV in 2012 and is returning to bookshelves. (Daily Telegraph)

Speaking of great TV characters, here are the top ten Top Gear lines of Jeremy Clarkson… in the world. (Jalopnik)

The 1% have claimed another victim. Their massive spending on frivolous projects has robbed Ken Jennings of his ability of his livelihood as a game show contestant. (The Daily What)

I keep wondering why so many of my Facebook “friends” are mocking the Occupy protesters. Well, studies now indicate that young people are increasingly cruel. (Talking Philosophy)

All is not lost in today’s society, however. Someone has invented a sifter that separates the marshmallows from the cereal from Lucky Charms. (Gizmodo)

The University of Ohio recently launched a campaign against Halloween costumes which could be considered racist. Well, the internet has its own unique take on this campaign. (The Chive)

Halloween parties are still ongoing tonight and tomorrow. One thing you might need help with for those parties is figuring out the meaning of some of the more revealing costumes that will be worn. So here is what eight typical slutty costumes say about the girl wearing it. (Guyism)

We’ve all seen videos of the Christmas light shows with lights synchronized to Christmas music. Well, someone is doing that for Halloween but is synchronizing to LMFAO.

What happens when you mashup Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater with parkour? Pro Freerunner!

Speaking of video games, coming out on Tuesday is Uncharted 3.

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For the second week in a row, we’re changing up the Monday music post. This week, we’re featuring some music that are absolute musts on your Halloween playlists. This is something we touched on slightly on the first episode of the radio show on October 30, 2007, when we played the Monster Mash. But there are quite a few good Halloween songs for you to play today.

Boris Pickett – Monster Mash

Ray Parker Jr. – Ghostbusters

Warren Zevon – Werewolves of London

Screamin’ Jay Hawkins – I Put A Spell On You

Michael Jackson – Thriller

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Clik here to view.Halloween’s over for another year and it was a bit more interesting than usual. Anyway, let’s kick off the first linkdump written on the new layout with new Guess model Julia Lescova.

The 1% might say that they’ve earned their wealth but they sure aren’t doing anything to earn themselves any sympathy. For example, a law firm’s Halloween party featured all employees dressed as the recently foreclosed. (New York Times)

One of the best Halloween traditions is the annual Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors special. Here is a ranking of all segments over the last 22 years. (SplitSider) Really, any from Treehouse V could’ve been #1 so this is one of the seldom seen good choices for #1.

Shaq has a new book coming out soon. Some of the released excerpts explain why he and Kobe hate each other. (Deadspin)

After the jump, Kim and Kris are no more, more leftover Halloween links and the FNL Emmy trailer.

ESPN is often criticized for making the news as much as breaking it. It looks like they’re doing both again with the recent rash of college football conference realignment stories. (USA Today)

Kim and Kris are no more… Much to no one’s surprise. What was surprising was the awesomeness of this candlelight vigil held in honour of the failed marriage. (With Leather)

The Detroit Lions are getting a reputation as a dirty team. My boys should embrace this and become the bad boys of the NFL… Then kill Aaron Rodgers on Thanksgiving! (The Big Lead)

Apropos of absolutely nothing, the campaign for Hoth to replace Sochi as the host of the 2014 Winter Olympics. Yes, that Hoth. (Hoth 2014)

The annual NHL Halloween party wasn’t without its interesting moments… Especially if you ran into Chris Pronger. (Down Goes Brown)

Speaking of Halloween, it seems as though peanut-related candies aren’t popular at my place of employment. That means that this hierarchy of candy will be posted in my cubicle from now on. (Boing Boing)

Remember how that Kindle of yours was supposed to be lighter than carrying books around? Well it gains weight every time you download an e-book. (Gizmodo)

Uncharted 3 came out yesterday. Main character Nathan Drake is often considered to be the video game version of Indiana Jones. But there was a virtual Indy before Drake. His name was Pitfall Harry. (Kotaku)

Seeing as there aren’t real problems with the world that need to be studied, some academic types examined The Jersey Shore. (Warming Glow)

There were some controversial Halloween costumes that popped up this weekend but there were also come funny ones. Here’s a photo gallery of 25 of the funniest from the weekend. (Twisted Sifter)

Or if you were looking for Halloween frights, you’ll have to make do with the eight creepiest video game glitches. (Cracked)

I missed this last week but it’s the Emmy Awards trailer for Friday Night Lights.

The Muppets were on Monday Night Raw this week. They even got in on the action when Beaker provided the assist during one match.

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With Halloween just over a week, I thought we’d do something a bit different today. Have you ever tried making your own candy? I haven’t but thanks to some recipes that Bon Appetit has found, I might be willing to give it a try before Halloween. Giving it away probably isn’t a good idea but there’s nothing stopping you from eating it all yourself.

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Clik here to view.Homemade Twix

Cookie Layer Ingredients

• ½ cup butter, melted
• ½ cup brown sugar
• 1 egg
• ½ teaspoon vanilla
• ¾ cup flour plus 2 tablespoons
• ½ cup toffee chip

Cookie Layer Instructions

Melt butter and let cool to warm. Add in brown sugar and mix to combine. Add in egg and vanilla extract and mix to combine. Add in flour and food to combine. Fold in toffee bits and combine. Pour mixture into pan and flatten top to a smooth finish.

Bake at 350 degrees F for about 12-15 minutes. Remove from oven and set aside to cool.

Caramel Layer Ingredients

• 1 cup sugar
• 6 tablespoons water
• 4 tablespoon butter
• ¼ cup heavy cream

Caramel Layer Instructions

Place sugar and water into a saucepan over medium low heat and stir until the sugar has dissolved. Dissolve any crystals forming on the side with a wet pastry brush.

Once sugar has dissolved increase heat to high.

At this point do not stir the mixture directly. Now and then, using the handle, give the pot a swirl to keep the mixture moving. The mixture will start to bubble after a minute or so.

After 3-4 minutes the mixture will turn from light amber to medium amber. Add the butter and heavy cream and stir to combine. The mixture will bubble wildly. Whisk to combine (bubbles will subside upon cooling). Set aside to cool completely.

Chocolate Layer Ingredients

• 6 oz. chocolate
• 1 teaspoon corn syrup
• 5 tablespoon butter

Chocolate Layer Instructions

Place all ingredients in a heat proof bowl set over simmering water. Stir until melted.

Assembly Instructions

Pour cooled caramel on shortbread. Pour chocolate on top of caramel, using an offset spatula evenly spread chocolate layer to a smooth finish.

Transfer fully assembled bars to refrigerator to chill until chocolate has set.

Cut to desired size and serve.

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Ingredients

• 1 cup smooth peanut butter
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• ¼ teaspoon salt
• ½ vanilla bean, seeds removed (optional)
• 1 cup sugar
• ⅓ cup light corn syrup
• ½ cup water
• ¾ cup chopped bittersweet chocolate (chocolate chips are fine too)

Instructions

Butter an 8-inch square pan then set aside. In a small, microwave-safe bowl (or double boiler) combine the peanut butter, vanilla, and salt. Set aside.

In a clean medium saucepan combine the vanilla seeds (optional), sugar, corn syrup and water. Using clean hands combine those ingredients and remove any grains of sugar left on the sides of the pan with your fingers and a bit more water. You can use a pastry brush to wet down the sides of the pan if you prefer.

On medium-high heat cook the sugar until it reaches 290°, just under hard crack. While the sugar cooks, warm the peanut butter mixture in the microwave for 30 seconds. Keep warm. Once the sugar has reached 290° quickly add the peanut butter mixture and stir to combine. The mixture thickens quickly so once combined immediately put the mixture in the buttered pan. Let cool for about 7 minutes on a wire rack.

While it is still warm carefully scatter your chocolate on top. Let it sit for a couple of minutes. Using an offset spatula spread the chocolate evening over the peanut butter candy. Place in the fridge to set for about 30 minutes.

Once the candy has set run a knife or the edge of an offset spatula around the edge of the pan then invert. The candy should pop out but if it doesn’t insert your knife into the corner and pry it up until it pops out.

Cut the candy into desired shapes.

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Base Ingredients

• Nonstick vegetable oil spray
• 3 ½ ounces milk chocolate, chopped
• 1 cup creamy peanut butter
• ¾ cup puffed rice cereal

Base Instructions

Coat an 8″x8″x2″ metal baking pan with nonstick spray. Line with plastic wrap, pressing to smooth out any wrinkles.

Place chocolate in a medium metal bowl. Set bowl over a saucepan of simmering water and stir until chocolate is melted and smooth. Remove bowl from saucepan. Stir in peanut butter, then cereal.

Transfer to prepared pan. Press over bottom in an even layer. Cover and chill for 1 hour.

Peanut Nougat Ingredients

• 1 large egg white
• ⅛ teaspoon plus ¾ cup sugar, divided
• 3 tablespoons honey
• 1 tablespoon light corn syrup
• ½ cup toasted salted peanuts, chopped
• ½ teaspoon kosher salt

Peanut Nougat Instructions

Line a baking sheet with parchment and coat with nonstick spray.

Place egg white in bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a whisk attachment. Beat on medium speed until frothy. Add ⅛ teaspoon sugar; beat until peaks begin to form.

Bring honey to a boil in a small saucepan. With mixer running, gradually add honey to egg white. Set aside.

Stir ¾ cup sugar, corn syrup, and 3 tablespoons water in a small saucepan over medium heat until sugar dissolves. Attach a candy thermometer to side of pan. Increase heat; boil until mixture reaches 275°, 5–7 minutes.

Return mixer with egg white to medium speed. Gradually add syrup to egg white, allowing it to drip down sides of bowl. Beat until glossy and stiff, about 5 minutes. Fold in peanuts and salt. Spread nougat over prepared sheet into an 8″ square (about ¼” thick). Let cool for 1 hour.

Invert nougat over base in pan; peel off parchment. Spread over base in even layer.

Milk Chocolate Bavarian Cream Ingredients

• 4 tablespoons whole milk, divided
• 1 ½ teaspoons unflavored gelatin
• 1 cup chilled heavy cream, divided
• 3 large egg yolks
• 1 ½ tablespoons sugar
• 9 ounces milk chocolate, melted

Milk Chocolate Bavarian Cream Instructions

Place 2 tablespoons milk in a small bowl. Sprinkle gelatin over; let stand to soften, about 10 minutes.

Meanwhile, bring remaining 2 tablespoons milk and ¼ cup cream to a simmer in a small saucepan. Whisk yolks and sugar in a medium bowl; gradually whisk in hot cream mixture. Return to same pan. Stir over medium-low heat until thickened and a thermometer registers 175°, about 3 minutes. Add gelatin; whisk until dissolved.

Place melted chocolate in another medium bowl. Pour cream mixture through a strainer into chocolate. Whisk until smooth.

Beat remaining ¾ cup chilled cream in a small bowl until soft peaks form. Fold into chocolate mixture in 2 additions, folding just to blend between additions. Pour Bavarian cream over nougat, spreading in an even layer. Freeze until firm, about 4 hours.

Chocolate Coating Ingredients

• 9 ounces bittersweet chocolate (do not exceed 61% cacao), chopped
• 2 ½ tablespoons unsalted butter

Chocolate Coating Instructions

Place chocolate and butter in a bowl set over a medium saucepan of simmering water. Stir until melted.

Assembly Instructions

Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Invert 8″ pan onto a work surface. Remove pan and peel off plastic. Turn over. Cut into 6 slices, then halve each slice crosswise. Transfer pieces to prepared baking sheet, base side down. Using an offset spatula, spread chocolate over tops and sides of bars. Freeze to set, 30 minutes.

Source:
Bon Appetit

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Halloween is just a few days away. There’s just one problem for me, though. I haven’t carved a pumpkin yet. Now everyone knows how to carve a standard Jack-o-Lantern but I really don’t want to do standard. That’s why I looked up some amazing looking Jack-o-Lantern for inspiration. Maybe you should take note when carving yours.

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As a bonus, here’s how to turn your pumpkin into a keg.

If you’re looking for more jack-o-lanterns, check out some of our older galleries:
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Clik here to view.It’s the middle of the week and we’re less than a week from the Presidential Election. But today’s Halloween so we’ll get through that first. Let’s kick off with Candice Swanepoel dressed as a stewardess. If only all airline stewardesses looked like that… I mean, apart from the ones on Virgin Airlines.

The New York Times editorial board has endorsed Barack Obama as the best choice for President of the United States. If the biggest newspaper in America endorses him, that should tell you something. (New York Times)

Mitt Romney says he cancelled his campaign rallies to hold Hurricane Sandy fundraisers. It sure seems as though they’re treating them as campaign rallies. (Daily Kos)

The Romney campaign team is dispatching a team of poll watchers to Wisconsin. However, the voting info they gave them for Wisconsin is largely false and written to suppress voting. (Think Progress)

After the jump, Romney and Sandy, some special Halloween polling and the greatest horror movie quotes.

The FEMA director under President Bush says Obama and FEMA are moving too fast on Hurricane Sandy. And I’m sure he thinks that his handling of Katrina was perfect. (Hardball/MSNBC)

Does Mitt Romney think FEMA needs to be scrapped? There’s some debate as to what he meant when asked about it in a Republican debate but he sure didn’t endorse FEMA. (Daily Kos)

Between staging faux/quasi charity events and not coming clean on plans for FEMA, Romney is handling his first major natural disaster as a major public figure poorly. (Salon) I’ll give the Republicans some free advice. Have Mitt “convince” Donald Trump to donate his $5 million in Obama extortion money to the Red Cross and have Romney match it. Maybe it won’t be a blindingly obvious ploy for good publicity.

A Romney ad in Ohio is trying to scare voters into thinking that President Obama is forcing auto worker jobs overseas. (Mother Jones) I sometimes wonder if Mittens is allergic to the truth.

Well-respected economist Paul Krugman suggests the recent attacks on Nate Silver is a war on objectivity. I think it’s a war on math. (New York Times)

Former Republican speech writer David Frum examines the economic reasons for abortion and what can be done to reduce the number of abortions without an outright ban. (CNN)

Did you know that Republicans has classified six different types of rape over the last two years? It’s be funny if it wasn’t so damn sad. (Mandatory)

In case you were wondering, even some Republicans think that most Republicans are racist. One of those is Colin Powell’s former Chief of Staff. (Gawker)

IndyCar fired CEO Randy Bernard. They’re desperate to kill that series. (Speed)

Is advertising ruining video game journalism? We can be certain but the appearance of a conflict of interest is definitely there. (Forbes)

Since it’s Halloween, here are some facts about Ghostbusters you may not have known. (Unreality)

A political polling firm did some Halloween-themed polling. If they did this survey during the heyday of Buffy rather than Twilight, maybe vampires would have been considered the scariest monster. (Public Policy Polling)

For any trick-or-treaters heading out tonight, here’s a guide to trading candy.

And here are the 100 greatest horror movie quotes of all-time.

And just for fun, here’s a James Bond deathmatch. Roger Moore is a total badass in this.

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I hope you know that today is Halloween. If you didn’t, you were probably wonder why that witch of a boss of yours was dressed like an actual witch. Anyway, before you trick or treat (or hand out candy to trick or treaters), check out this handy infographic with some fun stats about Halloween. Did you know that Americans will spend $11.7 billion on Halloween this year?

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Halloween is just under a week away. As usual, I still haven’t carved my pumpkin for the year yet. Everyone knows how to carve a standard Jack-o-Lantern but I really don’t want to stick to the status quo pumpkin design. That’s why I once again looked up some amazing looking Jack-o-Lanterns for inspiration. Maybe you should take note when carving yours.

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Halloween is just over a week away. As per usual, I still haven’t carved my pumpkin for the year yet. It’s not that I’m prone to procrastinating and leaving things to the last minute. Everyone knows how to carve a standard Jack-o-Lantern but I really don’t want to stick to the status quo pumpkin design. That’s why I once again looked up some amazing looking Jack-o-Lanterns for inspiration. Maybe you should take note when carving yours.

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It’s Halloween today. While going out in costume kinda goes out of style when you reach high school (before coming back in full force when you can legally drink in university), for celebrities, it’s a necessity for PR that they go out in costume at Halloween. I’m not sure that it’s so much a suggestion or a fun time for them as a mandate of their celebrity status.

Since it’s Halloween, let’s look at some past Halloween costumes worn by celebrities.

Adrianne Curry
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AJ Lee
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Alessandra Ambrosio
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Alyssa Milano
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Ashley Greene
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Audrina Patridge
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Blake Lively
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Brooke Burke
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Christina Aguilera
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Christina Milian
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Giada Di Laurentiis
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Holly Madison
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Jessica Lowndes
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Jessica Simpson
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Kate Upton
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Katy Perry
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Kendra Wilkinson
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Kim Kardashian
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Kristen Bell
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Lindsay Ellingson
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Lindsay Lohan
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Mariah Carey
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Miranda Kerr
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Naya Rivera
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Olivia Munn
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Paris Hilton
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Rihanna
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Sara Underwood
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Selita Ebanks
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Stacy Keibler
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Tara Reid
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